So they say Hell is the bottom of the MOST Bottom, U did a Sin YOU GO TO HELL!!! But Some Places are worst than others. Some places are so evil!!! That you just can't take it. Situations, Meeting People and being in Awkward places at the wrong place and time could sometimes be worst than hell; here are my alternatives for hell,
1) Sitting next to my Myanmar Classmate
2) Go to Shogun and don't take the sushi
3) Go to Tenji and don't take the sushi
4) Watching american pie with family
5) BEING a vegetarian
6) Playing football.....=_= (its gay, no offence)
....there are so much things worst then hell, what is your alternative for hell??
Did you hear? yes, i'm taking interest is this kinda stuff again! and yea you know me to well
Monday, November 1, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Moments in Life that you just want to Break into SONG
Have you ever noticed that sometimes in life you just want to sing. You will usually know when its the time when you start inserting songs into daily speech. The following are some of my life experience that i tend to break into song. Some moments are wrong but it happened.
i received a call from some annoying person,
i yelled " STOP CALLING STOP CALLING I DON'T WANNA TALK ANYMORE "
my friend was trying to keep a secret from me,
"THERES NO POINT TRYIN TO HIDE IT"
My fren said " Lets play Pretend"...i don't know why , so...
"COULD WE PRETEND THAT AEROPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS"
This is one of my personal favourites executed by my siblings and I.
My parents want to take us out for SHOGUN.
"I GOTTA FEELIN, TONIGHTS GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT!!"
My BRO saw i had an addiction towards KIT-KAT.
he said i should stop, and I said...
"MAYBE I NEED SOME REHAB OR MAYBE JUST GET SOME SLEEP, I GOT A SICK OBSESSION I'M SEEING IT IN MY DREAMS"
I was stoning at college at COCK STARING at some random HOT CHICK, my classmate" watcha doing?".....
"I WAS THINKING ABOUT HER, THINKING ABOUT ME, THINKING ABOUT US, WHAT WE GONNA BE, THOUGH IN MY EYES, IT WAS ONLY A DREAM"
i was helping at a recycling factory and my bro is asking what i'm doing...
"I'M POPPING BOTTLES"
:=Have anything like this ever happened to you before?? Share with me your tale
i received a call from some annoying person,
i yelled " STOP CALLING STOP CALLING I DON'T WANNA TALK ANYMORE "
my friend was trying to keep a secret from me,
"THERES NO POINT TRYIN TO HIDE IT"
My fren said " Lets play Pretend"...i don't know why , so...
"COULD WE PRETEND THAT AEROPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS"
This is one of my personal favourites executed by my siblings and I.
My parents want to take us out for SHOGUN.
"I GOTTA FEELIN, TONIGHTS GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT!!"
My BRO saw i had an addiction towards KIT-KAT.
he said i should stop, and I said...
"MAYBE I NEED SOME REHAB OR MAYBE JUST GET SOME SLEEP, I GOT A SICK OBSESSION I'M SEEING IT IN MY DREAMS"
I was stoning at college at COCK STARING at some random HOT CHICK, my classmate" watcha doing?".....
"I WAS THINKING ABOUT HER, THINKING ABOUT ME, THINKING ABOUT US, WHAT WE GONNA BE, THOUGH IN MY EYES, IT WAS ONLY A DREAM"
i was helping at a recycling factory and my bro is asking what i'm doing...
"I'M POPPING BOTTLES"
:=Have anything like this ever happened to you before?? Share with me your tale
Monday, October 25, 2010
WHY Basketball is a MAN'S sport
you know why i say Basketball is a man's sport?? Because its NOT GAY!!!!
If you take Football for instance,
I HAVE TO WAIT!!! so damn freking long just for a GOAL?? So i get to scream "GOAL" in a long time.
BUT in Basketball, every few seconds " SCORE" which is less GAY then "GOAL"
in Basketball you CONTROL the ball or DRIBBLE!!!! If you compare with Hockey, How the FUCK you dribble with a Stick. WHACK the ball to Dribble?? What is this Gangster Fight?? who plays with sticks besides gangsters and porn stars But thats beside the point.
Have any1 heard of Badminton before?? smashing COCKS thats what i heard it is...It hurts more when Women are playing it " OUCH". Do you hear the sound it makes?? " SPLAT" thats a COCKSHOT!!!
what other sport is GAY?? Hmm if you want to know more, send me a comment and i'll give a gay reply WHY BASKETBALL IS SUPERIOR!!!!!
If you take Football for instance,
I HAVE TO WAIT!!! so damn freking long just for a GOAL?? So i get to scream "GOAL" in a long time.
BUT in Basketball, every few seconds " SCORE" which is less GAY then "GOAL"
in Basketball you CONTROL the ball or DRIBBLE!!!! If you compare with Hockey, How the FUCK you dribble with a Stick. WHACK the ball to Dribble?? What is this Gangster Fight?? who plays with sticks besides gangsters and porn stars But thats beside the point.
Have any1 heard of Badminton before?? smashing COCKS thats what i heard it is...It hurts more when Women are playing it " OUCH". Do you hear the sound it makes?? " SPLAT" thats a COCKSHOT!!!
what other sport is GAY?? Hmm if you want to know more, send me a comment and i'll give a gay reply WHY BASKETBALL IS SUPERIOR!!!!!
Random things to do
Have you ever been bored so much that you'd do anything just to entertain yourself?
here are a few that could be wonderful for your spare time.
Honestly i have done nearly half of the things on the list.
Give it a try :)
1. Go to a furniture store and spin on all the spinny chairs. See which one spins the fastest.
2. Yell a dramatic countdown and at the end do nothing.
3. Prove a teacher wrong.
4. Meow when you are in an elevator even if it has other people in it.
5. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.
6. Pretend to be a power ranger all day, make sure to pose.
7. Cut a bar of soap in half and put it in the microwave for a minute. Watch it bubble and grow! Aha!
8. Point to the sky in a public place and see how many people look up to where you're pointing.
9. Call your friend and say nothing but "bloop bloop".
10. Climb up trees and drop marshmallows on people.
11. Inform a pedestrian that they are a pedestrian.
12. Mix every thing in your fridge with egg yolk and asparagus, bake it and give it to your neighbor.
13. In the middle of class at school bite some one and tell your teacher you were hungry.
14. Learn how to swear in different languages.
15. Go into a voting booth and vote for yourself.
16. Start a rap battle with your grandma.
17. Go to McDonalds and ask them which fast food restaurant they would recommend.
18. Sit in a tree and stare people down as they drive by.
19. Get a pack of Skittles, throw them at people and yell TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!
20. Slap the next Alex you see.
21. When you see someone close a door, open it again.
22. Make your own roller coaster.
23. Cover yourself from head to toe in glitter and ask someone, "Does this make me look fat?"
24. Run around flailing your arms and screaming "THEY'RE COMING! THEY'RE COMING!!!!!".
25. Go to PetSmart and ask for the menu.
26. Go to burger king and order a big mac.
27. Put pudding in a washing machine and turn it on. Come back tomorrow and see what happens.
28. Say "dying is bad for your health" to everyone in your school.
29. Punch yourself then fight back.
30. Go to the nearest town and ask a hobo for money.
31. Try to kick the ceiling.
32. Slap yourself continually in public, then scream darn pixies.
33. Chew as many pieces of gum as you can.
34. Make an army out of gummy bears.
35. Yell "boobs" at people randomly.
36. Go into an elevator and stare at everyone in it.
37. Go up to a little kid and laugh, point, and call him a midget in a public place.
38. Make a sock puppet and then go around and annoy everyone with it.
39. Switch your right and left shoes with your other feet and see if anybody ever notices.
40. Look into a mirror and have a staring contest with yourself.
41. Go up to a guy tap him in the back and say tag ur it.
42. Pass out crackers randomly.
43. Go to a pet store and formally introduce yourself to each animal.
44. Scream to a random guy on the street "i love candy, and give me back my dad!!
45. Say "thats what she said" to everything your friends say.
46. Stand in an elevator, and make explosion noices whenever someone presses a button.
47. Try to communicate with a random squirrel.
48. Lie down on a bed in a bed shop ( obviosly) see how long it takes them to kick you out!
49. Go to a grocery store and buy a tub of ice cream only to go back later and complain it melted.
50. Invent a new word. Use it frequently in conversations.
51. Throw water balloons at random people while you are driving along.
52. Pile up some pillows and try to jump over them.
53. Put a walkie talkie in your mailbox and shout at everyone who walks by....
54. Open a wardrobe and say, "Im just off to Narnia".
55. Do it today it might be illeagal tomorow
56. Eat cereal with a fork.
57. Make up funny words, and search them on google.
58. Fall off the floor.
59. Talk in 3rd person all day.
60. TAKE. OVER. CANADA.
61. Go to mcdonalds wearing a burger king crown.
62. Make pancakes, then tie them to a string, and fish for idiots or squirrels.
63. Run around in squares.
64. Type with your nose!!!!!
65. Go to burgerking and order a bigmac.
66. Pour water in hand, then make a sneeze noise, throw the water on the back of someone's neck.
67. Be happy.
68. Go scream at a random person.
69. Talk to your dog in spanish.
70. While taking a test stand on your desk and say Santa is real with a serious face.
71. Make a card board car and go through a local drivethrough, act as everythings normal.
72. When someone calls, speak very quietly. Wait until they put it close up to their ear and SCREAM!!
73. Go to a restaurant and swap total strangers' plates with each other while both are in the bathroom.
74. In winter put snowalls in your freezer, then in summer throw them at people who are sunbathing.
75. This website is funny, but kind of pointless.
76. Go to McDonalds and ask for fat free fries.
77. Fry an egg on the sidewalk.
78. Go to mac donalds in a tux ..>.
79. Kill the telitubbies.
80. Go to busy place and point in the sky asking "What's that?" While everyone's looking, run away.
81. Eat pie.
82. Pretend you knw an old lady and talk to her as if you know her.
83. Take over the McDonalds Playground and dont let the little kiddies on it and laugh evilly.
84. Smile. Be happy.
85. Go buy a posterboard and give it to someone saying "You've just won 1 million dollars!".
86. Plot a plan with me to kill justin bieber.
87. Be obnoxious and yell at a carrot.
88. Ask a hobo to play chess.
89. You just lost the game, congratulations.
90. When you turn 80 buy one of them cane swords and pick a fight with someone who is 18.
91. I like turtles.
92. Randomly slap your best friend and say your welcome.
93. Tell random people "DUDE! that wig almost looks REAL!!! ".
94. Please click again.
95. Make a giant water balloon and throw it at someone.
96. Go to a clothing store, hide in a rack & when people are browsing through yell, "PICK ME!!!".
97. Make up a story about a leaf called larry who has athsma. Publish it.
98. Run around in circles and say an invisable monkey stole your wallet.
99. Hit something with a ten-ton hammer. Hit it again. And again. And again.
100. Go up to a litle kid and randomly yell NO!!!
here are a few that could be wonderful for your spare time.
Honestly i have done nearly half of the things on the list.
Give it a try :)
1. Go to a furniture store and spin on all the spinny chairs. See which one spins the fastest.
2. Yell a dramatic countdown and at the end do nothing.
3. Prove a teacher wrong.
4. Meow when you are in an elevator even if it has other people in it.
5. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.
6. Pretend to be a power ranger all day, make sure to pose.
7. Cut a bar of soap in half and put it in the microwave for a minute. Watch it bubble and grow! Aha!
8. Point to the sky in a public place and see how many people look up to where you're pointing.
9. Call your friend and say nothing but "bloop bloop".
10. Climb up trees and drop marshmallows on people.
11. Inform a pedestrian that they are a pedestrian.
12. Mix every thing in your fridge with egg yolk and asparagus, bake it and give it to your neighbor.
13. In the middle of class at school bite some one and tell your teacher you were hungry.
14. Learn how to swear in different languages.
15. Go into a voting booth and vote for yourself.
16. Start a rap battle with your grandma.
17. Go to McDonalds and ask them which fast food restaurant they would recommend.
18. Sit in a tree and stare people down as they drive by.
19. Get a pack of Skittles, throw them at people and yell TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!
20. Slap the next Alex you see.
21. When you see someone close a door, open it again.
22. Make your own roller coaster.
23. Cover yourself from head to toe in glitter and ask someone, "Does this make me look fat?"
24. Run around flailing your arms and screaming "THEY'RE COMING! THEY'RE COMING!!!!!".
25. Go to PetSmart and ask for the menu.
26. Go to burger king and order a big mac.
27. Put pudding in a washing machine and turn it on. Come back tomorrow and see what happens.
28. Say "dying is bad for your health" to everyone in your school.
29. Punch yourself then fight back.
30. Go to the nearest town and ask a hobo for money.
31. Try to kick the ceiling.
32. Slap yourself continually in public, then scream darn pixies.
33. Chew as many pieces of gum as you can.
34. Make an army out of gummy bears.
35. Yell "boobs" at people randomly.
36. Go into an elevator and stare at everyone in it.
37. Go up to a little kid and laugh, point, and call him a midget in a public place.
38. Make a sock puppet and then go around and annoy everyone with it.
39. Switch your right and left shoes with your other feet and see if anybody ever notices.
40. Look into a mirror and have a staring contest with yourself.
41. Go up to a guy tap him in the back and say tag ur it.
42. Pass out crackers randomly.
43. Go to a pet store and formally introduce yourself to each animal.
44. Scream to a random guy on the street "i love candy, and give me back my dad!!
45. Say "thats what she said" to everything your friends say.
46. Stand in an elevator, and make explosion noices whenever someone presses a button.
47. Try to communicate with a random squirrel.
48. Lie down on a bed in a bed shop ( obviosly) see how long it takes them to kick you out!
49. Go to a grocery store and buy a tub of ice cream only to go back later and complain it melted.
50. Invent a new word. Use it frequently in conversations.
51. Throw water balloons at random people while you are driving along.
52. Pile up some pillows and try to jump over them.
53. Put a walkie talkie in your mailbox and shout at everyone who walks by....
54. Open a wardrobe and say, "Im just off to Narnia".
55. Do it today it might be illeagal tomorow
56. Eat cereal with a fork.
57. Make up funny words, and search them on google.
58. Fall off the floor.
59. Talk in 3rd person all day.
60. TAKE. OVER. CANADA.
61. Go to mcdonalds wearing a burger king crown.
62. Make pancakes, then tie them to a string, and fish for idiots or squirrels.
63. Run around in squares.
64. Type with your nose!!!!!
65. Go to burgerking and order a bigmac.
66. Pour water in hand, then make a sneeze noise, throw the water on the back of someone's neck.
67. Be happy.
68. Go scream at a random person.
69. Talk to your dog in spanish.
70. While taking a test stand on your desk and say Santa is real with a serious face.
71. Make a card board car and go through a local drivethrough, act as everythings normal.
72. When someone calls, speak very quietly. Wait until they put it close up to their ear and SCREAM!!
73. Go to a restaurant and swap total strangers' plates with each other while both are in the bathroom.
74. In winter put snowalls in your freezer, then in summer throw them at people who are sunbathing.
75. This website is funny, but kind of pointless.
76. Go to McDonalds and ask for fat free fries.
77. Fry an egg on the sidewalk.
78. Go to mac donalds in a tux ..>.
79. Kill the telitubbies.
80. Go to busy place and point in the sky asking "What's that?" While everyone's looking, run away.
81. Eat pie.
82. Pretend you knw an old lady and talk to her as if you know her.
83. Take over the McDonalds Playground and dont let the little kiddies on it and laugh evilly.
84. Smile. Be happy.
85. Go buy a posterboard and give it to someone saying "You've just won 1 million dollars!".
86. Plot a plan with me to kill justin bieber.
87. Be obnoxious and yell at a carrot.
88. Ask a hobo to play chess.
89. You just lost the game, congratulations.
90. When you turn 80 buy one of them cane swords and pick a fight with someone who is 18.
91. I like turtles.
92. Randomly slap your best friend and say your welcome.
93. Tell random people "DUDE! that wig almost looks REAL!!! ".
94. Please click again.
95. Make a giant water balloon and throw it at someone.
96. Go to a clothing store, hide in a rack & when people are browsing through yell, "PICK ME!!!".
97. Make up a story about a leaf called larry who has athsma. Publish it.
98. Run around in circles and say an invisable monkey stole your wallet.
99. Hit something with a ten-ton hammer. Hit it again. And again. And again.
100. Go up to a litle kid and randomly yell NO!!!
Friday, October 22, 2010
A friday SaLUTE!!!
So it was SUPPOSE to be a normal study meeting FRIDAY!!!
Met up with the guys at college but we ended up not studying.
We were damn happy knowing that PPK not coming hahaha BITCH!!!
So the guys were like zzzz the whole time. I only had a chance to transfer the stuff to MS WORD.
After we decided to get up and head out to sunway.
e ended up going o MCD.
While was waiting for Winnie, The guys were doing their normal stuff an EYE-HUMPING girls all around. So soon afterward, Winnie came by. The guys started Spouting HORNY shit, i said to them " DEI my fren lah"...they replied " YOU BLUFFING!!!!"
i got up and left with Winnie , THEY COOCKED STARE!!!!!
Met up with the guys at college but we ended up not studying.
We were damn happy knowing that PPK not coming hahaha BITCH!!!
So the guys were like zzzz the whole time. I only had a chance to transfer the stuff to MS WORD.
After we decided to get up and head out to sunway.
e ended up going o MCD.
While was waiting for Winnie, The guys were doing their normal stuff an EYE-HUMPING girls all around. So soon afterward, Winnie came by. The guys started Spouting HORNY shit, i said to them " DEI my fren lah"...they replied " YOU BLUFFING!!!!"
i got up and left with Winnie , THEY COOCKED STARE!!!!!
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Blazing Biker Bitches Beating Banging Breaking Books
Last week its a double kill, 20th and 21th Oktober
I was driving down the Kesas, just leaving KK. i was on the innocent road( Left lane).
Out pf the Gray , a speeding ESTIMA!!!! from the emergency lane force me outta the road. The Bitch also gave me the FINGER!!! What the hell!!!.
So there was nothing i could do, thats what i thought at first. I made a pit stop at Petronas on the Highway for some petrol. As i left Petronas, i got hungry and stopped at Shell just up ahead.
A GOLDEN MOMENT!!!
The BITCH WHO GAVE ME THE FINGER WAS THERE!!!
Her car was bangged up and tyre puncture nest to the AIR AND ANGIN. i pulled over started walking towards her. She was like " OH Thank YOU FOR HELPING ME OUT BOY!!!"
I replied " Weren't you the CRAZY driver who forced out of the road?"
SHE COCKED STARE!!!
Then i STARTED SWEARING AT HER!!!!! She was in tears but i felt no guilt as it was her fault endangering me and her children in the car.
21st Okt
i was about to turn out of the KESAS when an ESTIMA CUT in 90degree!!
i was like , YOU kidding me. That is SO illegel. i looked at the driver and WHAT THE HELL!! Its her the crazy LADY!!!
She COOCKED stare me and REVERSED!!!!
on a JAMMED UP ROAD!!! and took the straight road instead!!
HAHAHA
BEST DAY EVER!!!
I was driving down the Kesas, just leaving KK. i was on the innocent road( Left lane).
Out pf the Gray , a speeding ESTIMA!!!! from the emergency lane force me outta the road. The Bitch also gave me the FINGER!!! What the hell!!!.
So there was nothing i could do, thats what i thought at first. I made a pit stop at Petronas on the Highway for some petrol. As i left Petronas, i got hungry and stopped at Shell just up ahead.
A GOLDEN MOMENT!!!
The BITCH WHO GAVE ME THE FINGER WAS THERE!!!
Her car was bangged up and tyre puncture nest to the AIR AND ANGIN. i pulled over started walking towards her. She was like " OH Thank YOU FOR HELPING ME OUT BOY!!!"
I replied " Weren't you the CRAZY driver who forced out of the road?"
SHE COCKED STARE!!!
Then i STARTED SWEARING AT HER!!!!! She was in tears but i felt no guilt as it was her fault endangering me and her children in the car.
21st Okt
i was about to turn out of the KESAS when an ESTIMA CUT in 90degree!!
i was like , YOU kidding me. That is SO illegel. i looked at the driver and WHAT THE HELL!! Its her the crazy LADY!!!
She COOCKED stare me and REVERSED!!!!
on a JAMMED UP ROAD!!! and took the straight road instead!!
HAHAHA
BEST DAY EVER!!!
An epidemic RETURN
Now i Remade my blog because i was hacked,
I'm back.
The Blog was revived as i need a way to express my self!!
Hopefully i would poost as much as possible!!!
HEHEHE
I'm back.
The Blog was revived as i need a way to express my self!!
Hopefully i would poost as much as possible!!!
HEHEHE
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